Captain N: Having A Ball:
(Summarized by
Webster S. Swenson)
King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard go through
a warp zone and eventually, after an unliked stop and realized that they were
on the warp to oblivion, arrive in Hyrule.
It is midnight in Hyrule and, in the throne room, the two idiots
arrive. King Hippo falls onto the ground and Eggplant Wizard onto him.
King Hippo tries to find the paper
with the spell to release the Triforce but is unable to. He tries to recite it
from memory, but is unable to. He triggers the Triforce’s defense systems and
they run off and back into the warp.
Link runs in, ready to do battle, right after Zelda turns off the
alarm. She complains of the alarm’s ‘malfunctioning’ and tells Link to organize
the sentries to guard the Triforce after turning off the alrm.
Mother Brain kicks out King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard.
The two idiots pack up their items and ponder over what they’ll
do. Eggplant Wizard suggests joining the N-Team.
Returning from a trip to Kongoland, Simon reminices about the good
old days and the parties and such that were revolved around them. Lana decides
to organize a party and seeing two ‘minstrels’, hires them and prepares to have
a party for that night.
Eggplant realizes that, since everyone, including Link and Zelda,
will be at the party, they’ll be able to steal the Triforce for themselves.
Guests are soon arriving at the Palace of Power. Zelda and Lana
greet as well do Link and Kevin. Lana makes Kevin dance with her and they do.
King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard arrive on Hyrule and pull off two
pieces of the Triforce, the third flying, as Mother Brain arrives. As the
Triforce is separated Zelda falls to the ground. King Hippo uses his part of
the Triforce and punches Mother Brain out of the palace. Eggplant Wizard
creates a rocket from a vegetable and they fly out of the building.
The heros arrive at the palace of Hyrule and Zelda cries as she
sees what happened to the Triforce. She finds the Triforce of Wisdom and picks
it up.
The rocket that King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard were in crashes in
the desert. A huge creature appears and prepares to attack them but stops when
it sees that they have part of the Triforce. It says that they are its masters
and asks how it can help them. They tell them to take them to some place where
there are ‘some chow’ and ‘some peachy babes’.
The heros are walking through the desert when they are attacked by
skeletons and moblins. They fight the enemies and defeat them soon enough. They
suddenly fall into a pit and are in a tunnel to the Island Palace. The Triforce
of Wisdom says that the boundaries that bind Hyrule together and that that is
why it is where the path is although it shouldn’t be.
Hyrule becomes increasingly strange, but the heroes eventually
reach the place where Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo are staying. Peaches dance
and King Hippo eats. They threaten the heroes with their Triforces and Kevin
says that they win and that they can have the third part of the Triforce so
that Hyrule and Zelda will be safe. Kevin throws it to them and, while he does
so, they knock the other parts of the Triforce out of their hands. With the
Triforces combined power Zelda is restored and the Triforce throws the two out
of her kingdom.